sun

I just dealt with the best ebay dealer I've ever encountered. I've never been cheated on ebay or anything, and I've got some kickin deals, but this time something screwed up.

First off, ipod headphones suck. This is the third pair of ipod headphones I've bought since owning my mini, and everytime I go to ebay to buy another. Apple sells their headphones for some ridiculous price, and I refuse to buy anything other than ipod headphones because I like the earpiece.

Well, I'm leaving for the summer, so I'm getting pissed that my headphones have not came in that I bought two weks ago, right? So the guy that sells them says he has no idea where they are, he thought he shipped them....and he probably did. The thing is, he got my money, he shipped the item. He really doesn't have to do anything else for me because for all he knows I got the headphones and I want another pair for free. It shouldn't be his concern if they were lost in the mail.

But this guy is kewl, he apologizes for the inconvienience and says he'll send me another pair, but to my paypal address. This kicks ass because that's to my Texas residence, which is where I'm at right now. Furthermore, as it turns out, he's shipping out of Dallas, which means he's likely like 30 min from my house.

ROCK!!

Now it's time to soak up some Texas sun and wash my car.

Update in early June: 

That's the beach in Oman...like 100 ft from our dighouse. muahahahaha!

-Out on the ocean,
there's no one around no one to hear a sound it's just us out here,
Out on the ocean,
Speaking free....

Oman, plus hah

22 more days until I leave for the other side of the f'n planet. I don't think it has settled into my mind quite yet that that is where I will be for this summer.


I'm excited about going over there in terms of the opportunities and experiences of the culture, as well as the archaeology. But I feel like I have this confidence about going over there, as if it is no big deal, as if I've done it before. I suppose I'm glad to feel like this, because I am going over there to work and excavate, not to relax and play the tourist. 


I'm just getting sick of the constant questions and faces I get from people once they hear I'm going to the Middle East. "Why on Earth are you going to a warzone!? Man, you are going to get kidnapped and tortured. You're crazy. Are you going over there to fight? You know how dangerous it is over there?!" 


How aggravating. One, Oman is further from Baghdad than Athens, Greece. Two, everyone over there is not a terrorist for crying out loud. Three, Oman is a peaceful nation with good relations with, well, everybody, especially the US.  Four, the Sultan himself is taking care of me and our crew. Five, people who have been there say that everyone over there is friendly and English is fairly prevalent. Six, even if there was a risk, it's worth it to have an opportunity like this: I'm an undergrad who gets to run an entire crew of workers to excavate, meanwhile I interpret the data and collect artifacts and features that are anywhere from 400-5000 years old.  Career builder.


Anyway, one time, I got super drunk and was locked outside of the bathroom by my roomate who was so wasted he passed out in the shower.  My other roomie watched in humour, as I grabbed my crotch and acted like a little kid, fidgeting around yelling "the loor is docked! I can't go, I gotta go! the loor is docked!"  I don't remember any of this.

Jihad

My professor told me Osama bin Laden is quote "full of shit!" Dr. Ahmed Ibrahim is one of the best professors I've ever had. "...Jihad this and that," he continues "...what does he know of a Jihad? What he is doing is no Jihad to any Muslim. He is just like his words, no substance whatsoever." I never believed the garbage that American society promoted that all Muslims are scary, violent people. And then I saw this was true first hand while in Oman. It's really a vote of confidence to hear intelligent people such as my professor, Ibrahim, talk about the connection between the history of the Middle East and modern foreign policy in a way that makes young Americans such as myself grasp an understanding of the context with the Arabian conflict. Emirs from Arab and Persian nations have donated millions and millions of dollars to set up degree programs and classes in universities in the U.S. that will help teach Americans about the culture of the Middle East. They are brilliant to do so, because their intention is that the struggles between the West and Middle East can be prevented through an understanding and education of the ways of their peoples. They wish for everlasting peace just as strongly as most, and by doing so people need to learn not to be misled by the out-of-context and biased opinions of the media. Osama bin Laden and his movement are lacking culture. The majority of Muslims condemn terrorism, and are embarrassed by his deeds; think of how that reflects on them? And then then the T.V. and newspapers show nothing but bloodshed and hate that in turn fuels misconceptions and generalizations for the second largest religion in the world. Dr. Ibrahim illustrates the progress of Arab culture and Islam both moving seperately, but in a parallel to each other. As they both keep running along side by side, they eventually diverge; Arabic culture stops and stays the same with it's traditions and values. Islam branches and moves away, and in other cases stays near Arabic culture. Osama bin Laden is one of those branches that gets away from the culture and rationalism of Arabic thought. Islam is identified as far back as Muhammad as being a religious administration that is also a representation of the community. In fact, it is often suggested that it was intended to be a democracy by scholars and thinkers of the Liberal Age of Arabic Thought. It's ridiculous in Christianity, Judaism, and Islam that there are people who follow their 'book' of their religion literally and fanatically. Notice how everytime Al Qaeda makes a video they are constantly quoting directly from the Qu'ran. Lots of traditions of the Muslim peoples are things not mentioned in the book, everything that comes with life, including the globalization of the world, cannot simply be put into it 1400 years ago, especially when it comes to the identities of a culture its traditions. There is a remarkable difference between religious and human traditions. I like an example of an old cultural tradition of the Hindu people who practice Sati, whoupon the death of a husband, have his body is cremated, and with him the wife joins his body and is burned alive. When the British Empire was in control of India, they did not understand this behavior and asked the people why they did it. (Keep in mind the Hindi belief of reincarnation). One time a British officer came upon a woman, crying and hesitating to jump into the flames, he stopped her and asked, "Are you crazy? Why would you do this?" She replied, "It is what I need to do, you do not understand, I want to go with him. If I die with him I will come back as a better being than I am now, and I am ready to accept this and achieve Nirvana." So, here is a religious tradition that is to some sad, to others, glorious. But when the British governor referred to the Vedas, the Hindu holy book, he found no mention of this sacrifice in the Sati, so he made a law banishing the practice completely, denying the people of their traditions, but more importantly, forcing them to practice directly the way their book says if they want to be Hindi. And on that note I think some Christian denominations can be categorized as groups that interpret their book too literally, and have void their faith of many, if not almost all traditions that came with the origin of the faith.

baby attempts suicide

3 years old, and with the desire for Flintstones Tylenol, I began my quest. I made sure my mother was occupied with my baby sister and out of sight. I then entered the bathroom, where I climbed up atop the toilet, and from there pulled myself across to the bathroom sink. 


I recalled my observances of my parents opening a door behind the mirror several times to take out those sweet Flintstones Tylenol tablets for me when my head hurt. After remembering this, I gave a nod of approval and pulled open the cabinet. Then, I carefully read the directions in great detail to know how much I could safely eat; the whole bottle. 


The uncanny resemblance to not only the appearance, but the taste of these tylenols toward the PEZ candies was quite striking. My only flaw in this whole scheme was that I carelessly left the mirror door open and the bottle of Tylenol on the sink. Curse my laziness! Actually, if I hadn't covered my ass and cleaned up I may not have been able to tell this story!


After ignoring the call of my mother for me the last 5 minutes while I was on mission, she became curious as to what her 3 year old son was doing. My sloppiness had failed me, and I was busted, and although I was not scolded by my mother, I was thrown into the car instantly and taken to the hospital to have my stomach pumped. I don't remember any part of the entire event being unpleasant at all actually.

at the plate

I'm really seeing the ball well lately. I've got my batting average up to .400 as of last night, I just wish I could hit the ball over the fence for once. I found that I need to sit back more, and keep my weight on my right foot and let my torso drive me around to go through the ball. The first try was a double over the left fielders head. Good results I'd say. I'm stealing bases like it's my job too. Wait, it is my job.

My Reformation class is kind of a beating. I'm Catholic, and I'm not going to lie it's kind of rough to hear about your church being broken apart, mocked, and changed so radically into Protestant demoninations.

But at the same time, I'm learning a new respect for some of the Protestant Churches as well as their founders. I really can't blame them for some of their reforms and beliefs, it's pretty interesting. I now have a great amount of respect for the Reformation leaders as well as the Kings/Queens/Emperors of the nations at the time for handling politics and religion the way they did. Just sometimes I think a few writers got a little too far, Zwingli for example, and began forming ministries and doctrines that even Luther believed were too radical.

orbit gum

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no meat on fridays

"well do you want me to be honest or do you want me to tell you this is the first time?"

well i do wish that i could sleep, i'm so frustrated with that i have to struggle with it all the time. hmm maybe the reason i can't sleep at night is because i do such terrible things! right.