baby attempts suicide

3 years old, and with the desire for Flintstones Tylenol, I began my quest. I made sure my mother was occupied with my baby sister and out of sight. I then entered the bathroom, where I climbed up atop the toilet, and from there pulled myself across to the bathroom sink. 


I recalled my observances of my parents opening a door behind the mirror several times to take out those sweet Flintstones Tylenol tablets for me when my head hurt. After remembering this, I gave a nod of approval and pulled open the cabinet. Then, I carefully read the directions in great detail to know how much I could safely eat; the whole bottle. 


The uncanny resemblance to not only the appearance, but the taste of these tylenols toward the PEZ candies was quite striking. My only flaw in this whole scheme was that I carelessly left the mirror door open and the bottle of Tylenol on the sink. Curse my laziness! Actually, if I hadn't covered my ass and cleaned up I may not have been able to tell this story!


After ignoring the call of my mother for me the last 5 minutes while I was on mission, she became curious as to what her 3 year old son was doing. My sloppiness had failed me, and I was busted, and although I was not scolded by my mother, I was thrown into the car instantly and taken to the hospital to have my stomach pumped. I don't remember any part of the entire event being unpleasant at all actually.

at the plate

I'm really seeing the ball well lately. I've got my batting average up to .400 as of last night, I just wish I could hit the ball over the fence for once. I found that I need to sit back more, and keep my weight on my right foot and let my torso drive me around to go through the ball. The first try was a double over the left fielders head. Good results I'd say. I'm stealing bases like it's my job too. Wait, it is my job.

My Reformation class is kind of a beating. I'm Catholic, and I'm not going to lie it's kind of rough to hear about your church being broken apart, mocked, and changed so radically into Protestant demoninations.

But at the same time, I'm learning a new respect for some of the Protestant Churches as well as their founders. I really can't blame them for some of their reforms and beliefs, it's pretty interesting. I now have a great amount of respect for the Reformation leaders as well as the Kings/Queens/Emperors of the nations at the time for handling politics and religion the way they did. Just sometimes I think a few writers got a little too far, Zwingli for example, and began forming ministries and doctrines that even Luther believed were too radical.

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no meat on fridays

"well do you want me to be honest or do you want me to tell you this is the first time?"

well i do wish that i could sleep, i'm so frustrated with that i have to struggle with it all the time. hmm maybe the reason i can't sleep at night is because i do such terrible things! right.