look at these couple of champions of history. i have decided that if i ever get rich....wait hold on. i wish i could say the word "rich" and have this big ass grin on my face where my lips stay open. it would sound like "RIACH" and you could see my gold teeth. anyway if i do ever get riach, i'm going to build a statue in my honor. regardless of fame. or infamy. or famy famy. you know how guys like these have statues of them they did things. all i have to do is have a lot of money. i will construct a large statue of me on a horse going off to battle, fully armored with a pilus and cocky posture. you know what else? it's going to be on a 10ft tall marble base, and i will have a bright red cape that goes on my statue's back. i'll have the cape washed and re-attached once a month...picture that, waving in the wind? too cool. and as for the inscription on the tablet? i know i can think of something clever until then.
